30 Thanksgiving Jokes For Thanksgiving Dinner

A family dinner that includes all family members is the tradition of Thanksgiving Night. For some family of large scale, you may meet some family members that only able to meet on Thanksgiving day. So during the Thanksgiving dinner and party, what can easily makes you as the center in the greatest family event of this year? Make everyone laugh can surely shorten the distance between you and your rarely met family members.

To help you become the Lauge Maker, here is 30 jokes related to Thanksgiving that are best to use at Thanksgiving Dinner and after.

• "What key has legs and can't open a door?" "A turkey."

• "Why did they let the turkey join the band?" "Because he had his own drumsticks."

• "What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?" "He got the stuffing knocked out of him!"

• "If you call a big turkey: a gobbler, what do you call a small one?" "A goblet."

• "What do you call a running turkey?" "Fast food."

• "What's blue and covered in feathers?" "A turkey holding its breath."

• "What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?" "All about that baste."

• "What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?" "The casse-role."

• "What's Frankenstein's favorite Thanksgiving dish?" "Monster mash potatoes and grave-y."

• "What's a turkey's favorite dessert?" "Peach gobbler!"

• "Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?" "It had 24 carrots."

• "What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?" "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"

• "What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?" "A har-vest."

• "Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?" "There was no thyme!"

• "What's a turkey's favorite Thanksgiving food?" "Nothing—it's already stuffed."

  

• "Which holiday is Dracula's favorite?" "Fangs-giving."

• "What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?" "The turkey trot."

• "What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?" "Plymouth Rock."

• "If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."

• "Why didn't the pilgrim want to make the bread?" "It's a crummy job."

• "What do you a call the age of a pilgrim?" "Pilgrimage."

• "Why do pilgrims' pants always fall down?" "Because they wear their buckles on their hats!"

• "I'm all about that baste."

• "Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!"

• "My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey."

• "I only have pies for you."

• "Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here's my stuffing, so carve me maybe."

• "Let's get basted."

• "Gobble 'til you wobble."

• "Oh my gourd, I ate too much."

Use those jokes wisely while enjoying the delicious turkey and sweet potato, you can prove that you are the funniest person of your family and make friends with all your family members.

Here are some decoration ideas for Thanksgiving besides the Jokes for dinner. Let's spread the thankful feelings among the whole space. 

Thanksgiving Balloons

Thanksgiving Garland

Thanksgiving Felt Pumpkins

Thanksgiving outfit by BluebonnetApparel

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(countryliving; Blair Donovan; 10/29/2019)